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How to ruin your reputation at work in December:
At the office party — get drunk, take drugs, punch someone, have a big argument, have sex with a colleague, tell the management what you think of them, drink and drive, flash someone, complain loudly about your pay, grope someone, make inappropriate sexual/racial/homophobic innuendo’s and jokes, throw up, fix the drinks token system, ask for sex, pass out, use your taxi chit for something other than the work party.
Secret Santa — buy a blow up doll, vibrator/sex toys, handcuffs, whips, apron with false boobs, willy sweets, willy soap-on-a-rope, sexy underwear, weight loss aids, anything insulting or with genitals. And no big budget presents to your crush.
Please don’t.
HR really doesn’t want the paperwork.
Stay safe …
